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devin's bad haikus thread / haiku conversation thread

Discussion in 'Writing' started by Anomunus, Feb 25, 2017.

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Do you like haikus?

  1. I think haikus are so great!

    9 vote(s)
    50.0%
  2. Nah, they f**king suck.

    9 vote(s)
    50.0%
  1. Caseyanthony

    Caseyanthony Shaman of the Anvil God

    i want to fart on your face
    i ate spaghetti
    your face will burn from the spice
     
  2. Anomunus

    Anomunus Shaman

    aint it ironic
    heartbreaker gets heart broken
    happy valentine's
     
    Jujubitz likes this.
  3. Caseyanthony

    Caseyanthony Shaman of the Anvil God

    you broke her heart actually
     
  4. Anomunus

    Anomunus Shaman

    that was like
    4 years ago and so irrelevant
    l m a o
     
  5. Mootsoup

    Mootsoup Hard Mode Shaman

    very irrelevant and lmao that you mentally fucked up another person who still suffers because of that shit dev.
     
  6. Caseyanthony

    Caseyanthony Shaman of the Anvil God

    anomunus is
    roasted like a marshmallow
    my farts are stinky
     
  7. Anomunus

    Anomunus Shaman

    oh...... fuck. im sorry :/
    guess this just goes to show that
    im a shitty person
     
  8. Caseyanthony

    Caseyanthony Shaman of the Anvil God

    that is not something
    to brag about anomun
    us big splashy turd
     
  9. Anomunus

    Anomunus Shaman

    revive of this thread
    big word bunch construction here
    makes no sense at all
     
  10. Anomunus

    Anomunus Shaman

    i dont use this site
    i mean, no one else does so...
    no point in posting
     
  11. Caseyanthony

    Caseyanthony Shaman of the Anvil God

    everything shamousey touches is ruined
     
    Anomunus likes this.
  12. Anomunus

    Anomunus Shaman

    empty. thats how i
    feel right now. and youll say i
    always deserved it

    fuck this fuck that i
    fucking hate eveyrthing and
    everyone, fuck off

    ignore that last one
    i just typed shit cos i want
    to be relevant

    attention seeking
    whore piece of shit scumbag i
    am a waste of space

    my life is a mess
    i have no job no hopes no
    will to do jack shit

    all i do is play
    sims 3 all fucking day and
    mooch my parents cash

    i dont want to be a part of your shitty society lol

    if i were a bird
    id fly from all my problems
    (i already do)

    if i were an alien
    well then i wouldnt fit in
    (i already dont)

    if i had a life
    id fuck right off of this site
    (haha no i dont)

    (tired of this yet?)
    (im gonna overuse it)
    (kill it like my soul)

    if i cared bout life
    like i did writing these poems
    then id be better :)
     
    Last edited: Aug 4, 2018
  13. Caseyanthony

    Caseyanthony Shaman of the Anvil God

    bibibibibi
    bibibibibibibi
    bibibibibi
     
  14. Anomunus

    Anomunus Shaman

    dont worry im okay
    now i feel much better so
    let's ignore above
     
  15. Anomunus

    Anomunus Shaman

    Here is a haiku
    It's gonna be so funny
    Wait shit its the en-
     
  16. Caseyanthony

    Caseyanthony Shaman of the Anvil God

    what are you expecting to accomplish by complaining about your "problems" on a dead forum